Green Lantern simultaneously represents the character who is “one of the most powerful” as well as “a mere mortal”.
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware my power, Green Lantern’s light!
If you don’t know that oath, then what are you doing reading DC comics?
Well, all the same, whether you don’t know and wanna learn more, or you DO know and just wanna read redundant info you already know, go ahead and read this article!
Buckle up, folks. It’s time for justice. SPACE justice.
And JUSTICE BUTT.
Continue reading “Green Lantern: The Galaxy’s Nightlight”
Not for the first nor the last time, he had to fight the feeling that he was prancing on rooftops in the nude and climbing like a chimpanzee in the Borneo jungle.
Well, it’s that time of the month again, folks! Where I, a writer writing about writing stuff, attempt to do stuff that is actually writing! And what image shall be the inspiration for this month’s tale?
Remember: Art is meant to elevate mankind.
So clearly, this is going to be a very tasteful and refined short story. One which asks the most fundamental question at the very core of our psyche:
Who would win in a fight: A werewolf or a velociraptor?
Continue reading “Final Week Fables: Dapperwolf vs. Philosoraptor”
Incidentally, expect them to ignore shields in favour of two-handed, dual, or dual two-handed weapons.
It’s that time of the month, when I return to fables of the tabletop! And just who could be the cast member we’ll be focusing on this week? I’ll give you a hint:
A staple of Dungeons & Dragons.
That’s right, folks, you guessed it! It’s…! …NO, it’s not the BARD! Are you CRAZY?! What in that picture would make you think BARD?
Such a mistaken answer makes me
ANGRY. One might say I am even filled with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Continue reading “Fabletop Classes: Ba Ba Ba Barbari-Ann”
But when we expect the Care Bears to literally defeat evil with positive thinking, it may be VERY unwelcome when they discuss Care-A-Lot’s latest fiscal report.
Well, gee. With a title you can plainly see, I wonder what this week’s topic could be about?
Using YOUR tax dollars!
…That’s right! It’s POLITICS! One of the jobs it is acceptable to deride as a wretched hive of scum and villainy, right up there with lawyers and your childhood dentist!
But what do huge
executive decisions have to do with WRITING? Well, let’s take a look, shall we?
Continue reading “Politics: Voting For The Messes”
On the whole, think of it as Monster Hunter’s bloodthirsty cousin and contrast the two.
The Blood Moon rises. The Hunt begins. The Nightmare never ends. And you, Hunter, are stuck in the middle of it all. With blade, with gun, with blood, slay the Beasts. Slay this Nightmare.
…Alright, now that I’ve gotten the obligatory “talk like a member of the fandom” intro out of the way, I’m here to talk about Bloodborne, which was free during PS Plus’s March rotation.
So here I am
reviewing a game which has been out long enough for a fandom to pop up and mine every bit of lore out of it.
And which is no longer free as of the time of this post.
While being a complete and total newbie to From Software RPGs.
I’m sure this will go GREAT!
Continue reading “Ret’s Review: Bloodborne”
After all, it’s kind of hard to sustain a villain of the week when your victory could accidentally erase a country.
Leeeeet’s do the tiiiiiime waaaaaaarp agaaaaaaiiiiiiiin!
Fun fact: This post will be written and posted at a point that will be in your past!
Fun fact: That fact was not fun at all.
Continue reading “Speculative Fiction: Alternate Universe Time Travel”
Also, Homing Missile of Righteous Retribution sounds like an amazing magic item or spell.
‘Twas the week nearing Christmas, and all ‘cross the blog
Was stillness and silence like a dead driftwood log
And the writer did ponder on what he should say
In order to welcome this year’s Christmas day
When inspiration struck like a singing weevil
The zealot that bellows “Smite Evil!”
Continue reading “Fabletop Classes: Paladins, O Holy Knights”