Smashing through the wall in a nine-mount open sleigh, over daemon corpses, laughing all the way.
Well, end of the month, and we made it through a year! So if you’ve been keeping up, you know what that means: Time for a short story!
And this month’s picture inspiration is:
He’s making a list, checking it twice…
Well. I might not be the expert, but it appears to be a
holiday special of some kind.
Continue reading “Final Week Fables: Sergeant Sinterklaas’s Battle Report”
“I was created with the ability to find humour at the expense of others. Personally, I find it quite fulfilling.”
Had a bunch of medium-to-big jobs, so took me longer to get over writer’s block. But here I am with another monthly short story! And the picture inspiring this yarn is:
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’ IN MY SWAMP?!
Contrary to all indications, the
jolly green giant above does not mean that this is a Shrek fanfiction.
Continue reading “Final Week Fables: Does It Make A Sound?”
Mind-control. The only thing you need to win a war of words.
In this corner, the ideas of the characters we’re supposed to root for! It’s what they stand for! It’s clearly the solution to the current problem!
In the other corner, the ideas opposed to them! Reasons and justifications for OTHER things!
What’s the handicap? Is it an even match? And IS THE REF LINING THEIR GLOVES WITH WEIGHTS? Or SLOW COUNTING WHEN THEY’RE KNOCKED DOWN?
When two ideas clash in a story, is it a REAL MATCH? Or a bout of
Continue reading “Conflict Of Ideas: Black Panther vs. White Knight”
So Major USA is defined by his love of freedom and refusal to use the metric system, while Captain Canada is unfailingly polite and considerate.
TOTALLY UNJUSTIFIED PRIDE IN MY HOMELAND!
But what happens when you make a CHARACTER like that? What’s the deal with the guys who actually chant “U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A!”?
Continue reading “Story Patriotism: The Patriot Act…ors”
If an adventurer comes around and actually fixes this, I wonder if they’ll expect my hand in marriage.
It’s that time of the month! When I actually sit down and bring myself to write a short story based on a picture I’ve got lying about!
And speaking of lying about, today’s image is:
Not this shit again.
…And I’m making a COMEDY out of it? What??? Bet you’re REAL curious, huh??? …Oh, you’re not? Well, read it anyway, I’m begging you!
Continue reading “Final Week Fables: Curseday Blues”
What if…the monsters who only live to give you something to fight…had lives of their own?
A bunch of
genocidal kleptomaniacs have just come back from a killing spree after breaking into private property, butchering the inhabitants and stealing their possessions.
They are praised and rewarded further for wiping out the hobgoblin menace.
But what if…the hobgoblins…had lives?
Continue reading “Fabletop: Dungeon Day Jobs”
“Friends shouldn’t sell each other out,” it said with pity and reproach, “figuratively OR literally.”
And welcome, readers, to the end of the month and the Final Week Fable! The time when I force myself to keep my writer’s muscles in practice by banging out a short story based on an image in my collection.
What tale awaits us this time? What adventures lie in store? Well, for starters, our hint for this month is:
What’s small and magical and red all over?
Yes, another fantasy story. What a surprise. Deal with it! And be prepared to learn why Magic Is Friendship!
Continue reading “Final Week Fables: Magic Is Friendship”