Well, it’s that time of the month again! …Uh, for the second time.
When I, an aspiring writer, instead of blogging about assorted nerd stuff, actually WRITE for MY OWN STUFF!
…And then report about it to complete strangers on the internet!
Happiness feels GOOD. Anyone saying otherwise is either lying, deluded, or tragically broken.
I UNDERSTAND TIMING IS IMPORTANT IN THE COURTSHIP RITUALS OF SURFACE-DWELLERS.
ONCE AGAIN, THE MONTH APPROACHES ITS LAST WEEKEND. AND THIS PATHETIC, SIMPERING BLOG SHALL ONCE AGAIN PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT IN THE FORM OF A PIECE OF HASTILY PRODUCED FICTION.
AND THIS WEEK’S VISUAL CREATION ON WHICH IT IS BASED IS:
CLEARLY, THIS WILL BE A MOST TENDER AND INTIMATE ACCOUNT. IT IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT WRITTEN UNDER DURESS OR MIND CONTROL. THE ELDER BRAIN WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING TO INFERIOR LIFEFORMS NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE INSECTS DESERVED IT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FIGHT IT.
Smashing through the wall in a nine-mount open sleigh, over daemon corpses, laughing all the way.
Well, end of the month, and we made it through a year! So if you’ve been keeping up, you know what that means: Time for a short story!
And this month’s picture inspiration is:
Well. I might not be the expert, but it appears to be a holiday special of some kind.
“I was created with the ability to find humour at the expense of others. Personally, I find it quite fulfilling.”
Had a bunch of medium-to-big jobs, so took me longer to get over writer’s block. But here I am with another monthly short story! And the picture inspiring this yarn is:
Contrary to all indications, the jolly green giant above does not mean that this is a Shrek fanfiction.
If an adventurer comes around and actually fixes this, I wonder if they’ll expect my hand in marriage.
It’s that time of the month! When I actually sit down and bring myself to write a short story based on a picture I’ve got lying about!
And speaking of lying about, today’s image is:
…And I’m making a COMEDY out of it? What??? Bet you’re REAL curious, huh??? …Oh, you’re not? Well, read it anyway, I’m begging you!
“Things are going well. How are they going to slip up?”
So here you are surfing the internet, thinking you can get on with your day of watching cat videos and streaming Fortnite. WHEN SUDDENLY, A WILD POST APPEARS TO DISTRACT YOU!
…What? No! Get back here! It’s an interruption I am powerless to enforce! Go on, make the mistake of reading it!
…Well, I suppose my plans have hit quite the setback, then.
But when we expect the Care Bears to literally defeat evil with positive thinking, it may be VERY unwelcome when they discuss Care-A-Lot’s latest fiscal report.
Well, gee. With a title you can plainly see, I wonder what this week’s topic could be about?
…That’s right! It’s POLITICS! One of the jobs it is acceptable to deride as a wretched hive of scum and villainy, right up there with lawyers and your childhood dentist!
But what do huge executive decisions have to do with WRITING? Well, let’s take a look, shall we?