Lessons On To Speaking More Gooder
“Forsooth! Hark! What madness be this?!”
“It appears that he’s blogging about dialogue.”
“Isn’t that, like, a total major bummer?”
“One would think so, but as we know but the audience might not, dialogue, although it seems to be merely putting one word in front of another in an intelligible manner, is a major force in a story that gives personality and identity to characters with a lot of balancing factors for too much or too little-”
“AGH! NO TALK! EXPOSITION HURT BRAIN!”
“A little late for that. A blog is LITERALLY made of exposition.”
Continue reading “Dialogue: Talking About Talking”
You have the structure to give it a SHAPE, the content to give that shape a MEANING, and the descriptions to give the content LIFE.
Stories. They are made from nothing, painstakingly crafted. Some people say they survive long after the author, gaining a life of their own.
Some writers even say that a story is an organic, living thing, taking unexpected twists even as they write it. That it is, in fact, ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
And much like certain unholy, artificial abominations that should not be, I’m going to show you the components and how to craft them.
Continue reading “Building Stories: What Tales Are Made Of”
Where their original Digimon goes on an adventure with the Power Rangers and is revealed to be the third child of Darth Vader.
Every writer starts from somewhere. Nobody’s born a Tolkien, a Lewis, a Martin, or a Rowling. It’s a path that is born from a passion, a great interest, and a creative vision that we wish to breathe life into. All very fine, fanciful things to say.
The ACTUAL journey, on the other hand, tends to have a lot LESS dignity.
Continue reading “Beginning Writing: Newbie’s Bizarre Adventure”
That’s a STONE-cold look she’s giving. BAZINGA!
On today’s episode of The Write Stuff, I’m doing the unthinkable and…WRITING A STORY! Because yes, I don’t just write about writing, I also WRITE! …Sometimes!
A short story. Based on a random image. What could it possibly be with a title like this?!
Continue reading “Final Week Fables: Girlem”
e.g. It was destined that the portal would open and the Tentacle Hentai God would emerge.
And so, it was foretold that you, the reader, would be amused by the title of this post, and so click it to expand your knowledge and join my following!
…What do you mean that’s wishful thinking and not a prophecy?
Continue reading “Prophecy: For Fun And Prophet”
The irony is not lost on me that there was zero foreshadowing for a post about foreshadowing.
Did you think you finally knew everything there was to know about this blog?
You just stepped into a much bigger world, friend.
Continue reading “Foreshadowing: The Power Of Prophecy”
Why WOULD anyone go into such detail instead of just sitting back and enjoying the ride?
How it should have ended. The sins of cinema. Why X Is Better Than Y (And The Reason Is MINDBLOWING!). Why Z Is A Disappointment. The Implications Of Everything I Just Said. Why You Shouldn’t Enjoy This Popular Series.
Once, reviews and thoughts on entertainment were the domain of Siskel and Ebert, of columns that newspapers actually paid for, of having a certain mindset and skillset that meant someone’s opinion should be taken seriously. Once, the voice of the public was measured by applause, by surveys, by aggregate numbers.
Now, any yahoo with a computer, an internet connection, and an opinion can get on a soapbox and start belching out ideas online.
These are critical analysts. And in the age of the internet (the second home of the nerd), in the renaissance of popular sci-fi/fantasy media (the bread and butter of the nerd), in the nature of mankind (the software of the nerd), their numbers will only increase.
And I’m here to explain both what they do and why I don’t see myself as one of them.
Continue reading “Analysing: I Did It My Way”