Just Write: Month 57, Week 4

A very common trope in things ranging from Star Trek to Jughead (yes, Jughead).

A Monday update, but hopefully done early in the day!

Also, Chinese New Year has passed. Remember that you have my perpetual pass to celebrate it even if you lack the “proper” ethnicity (gee, THAT rhetoric sounds familiar). As long as you’re nice and respectful, that’s all that matters.

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Just Write: Month 48, Week 4

WE AIN’T READING RANDOM BLOGS ON THE INTERNET TO BE REMINDED ABOUT REALITY.

Yep, it’s a super late update! I was enjoying a long weekend due to public holidays. But did I get any writing done?

Well, kind of!

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Exposition: Exceptionally Expeditious Explanations

How can you avoid conducting the mortal sin of exposition? Of taking someone’s valuable time to explain yourself?

Alright, that’s the exact opposite of what exposition is, but I’m devoted to the bit.

Just like how, really, any article on this blog is exposition. Like this one.

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Ret’s Review: God of War: Ragnarok

Kind of like if they decided to reveal that Spider-Man’s Uncle Ben wasn’t a kindly mentor, but in fact a criminal who got shot trying to steal a car.

And we’re back to the monthly original post! And as you can see, I’m reviewing something people have had their hands on for months now, except it’s semi-timely because I got it as a Christmas gift!

Now: Are you ready to Ragnarok-and-roll?

Nope, not sorry for that. Deal with it.

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Final Week Fables: Legend of the Five Rings: Masks

“We all wear masks, Shinjo-san.”

Today’s pic…was actually picked to fit the fic, and not the story written to fit the picture.

Why ask for a trillion yen…when we can demand a BILLION yen?

Some of you may not know what this fic is about, so here’s a brief summary!

Legend of the Five Rings. Samurai Game of Thrones, released before Game of Thrones. Fantasy-Japan, Clans supposed to be united but competing against each other constantly.

And the focus of THIS fic are the scheming plotter Clan: The Scorpions.

Disclaimer: Legend of the Five Rings is the property of Fantasy Flight Games. This fanfiction was made purely for entertainment purposes and not for any monetary gain.

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Boring Characters: Bland Identity

Youth is thinking Brainy Smurf is an annoying, boring twit. Maturity is realising he was written that way on purpose.

Rejoice, internet! I am here with actual content!

And that content…IS BORING!

…WAIT NO, I PHRASED THAT POORLY, DON’T LEAVE-

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Ret’s Review: God of War (PS4)

The game’s main draw, of course, is the combat (again: God of WAR).

It’s the end of the month, so it’s time for an original post!

By which I mean I’ll talk about something that already exists without having to come up with something from scratch.

Which has been around for quite awhile, and which I am reviewing long after that, because I opt to play games I get for free while seldom buying them outright.

Quality content, people!

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Ret’s Review: Elden Ring

That’s where you, THE (Maidenless) TARNISHED, come in.

It’s time for a monthly original post! And this time around, it’s on time, but about something that came out long ago in internet-years!

It’s…ELDEN RING!

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Adaptations: Based On A True Fictional Story

What I’m saying is: Arthurian legends were the original Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Well, it’s past the end of the month, and that means it’s time for another (late) original post!

Which is based on fictional media, which is based on other existing fictional media, which is based on this play, which is based on this story, which is based on this legend, which is based on this natural phenomenon.

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Final Week Fables: A Lifetime

Despite how long those grudges burn, these two are untouched by its embers.

Whelp, SUPER late with this post which I should have gotten done last week!

But hey. Partly busy with work, partly just taking time to relax. That’s how it is.

However, I did have this story percolating in my head for a bit!

And what might it be?

Mum says I get to play with the doll next.

Well, here it is! Hope you enjoy it, ladies and gents!

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